"Gasp! After crashing into the supervillain's lab with an out-of-control, spinning rocket ship, fighting that giant Octopus-boar I was about to be ritualistically sacrificed to, cutting me loose and avoiding all the death traps you just triggered as a result of cutting me loose, and escaping the lair because your rocket ship hit the reactor when you first came in and set off a chain reaction while it exploded- you cut your forehead and now you're bleeding!"
"Aw shit, I am? Damn. I just don't know what went wrong...."