Twilight: "Congratulations Spike.. you've just bought your way out of slav.. uhh.. forced employment.." Spike: "Wooh! Hoo!.. Err I mean, thanks Twilight!" Twilight: "According to the... employment... rules I'm supposed to grant you 'freedom' on recept of payment, I must however insist on 'non-disclosure' of anything you've seen here" Spike: "Heh! Ok Twilight. I won't tell anyone!" Twilight: "I know you won't Spike.. I know you won't..." [Shiff-unk] Twilight: "Uggh! Messy!... Spike clean this u... oh! yeah!... forgot...heh! Ah! Yes! Idea!"
[Later] Dash: "Does Spike look a little... off to you?" Twilight: "He... ah,... had a hair cut?" Dash: "Yeah that must be it! See ya Spikey!" Spike: "UhhHHhhhHH! Seeee yuhhh Duuush!..."
This makes me feel a bit physically ill... but I wouldn't have thought something like this would bother me after so long on the internet. Guess it's a sign of my unhealthy amount of caring invested in certain made-up characters.
Well, it doesn't help that I'm trying to imagine what being stabbed in the head would actually feel like...
Hey, Spike is not a slaver, he is rather servant who serve you do you want it or not. And for some reasons he is doing good job only for Twilight, when he was Appjelack servant, he was screwing up everything for unknown reasons.